Level 3

Okay, so you think you're ready for the track. These are the tips that are most important if you like or are going to go-cart. Please do not hold me or any of timbenedict.com accountable if you choose not to listen or follow these pointers. Go through and study each one, and apply! Remember, these are for your benefit.


1. If you look this stupid on a go-cart, and ride one that looks like this one, avoid funny looking ladies that approach. If they get too close, hitting them might let them know they know better then to walk on a race track.	2. If you ride a go-cart that looks this stupid, concealing your identity may be to your best interest, as shown.

3. If you happen to choose a stupid looking go-cart, you get stuck with little kids pushing you. Warning: you will be laughed at. Notice the embarrassment of the unfortunate child in the picture.	4. If you don't look in front of you, you may hit the ladies that randomly appear on the track, again if you are small and migidy, watch out.

5. If you win, you may be overcome with emotions. In this case, don't look this stupid.

Well, now that you have completed all three levels of all there is to know about go-carting, you are ready to hit the courses. Be careful as always, and if you discover something that isn't on this go-carting manual, please share it with the rest of us so we can become better, competent go-carters. Please, let me know how much or little this has helped you. As always, thanks for stopping by.